Injustice happens all day, every day, on large and small scales. All of you have suffered from some form of injustice this past year, past month, past week, past day, or just before you came here. No matter how minor, or how “petty” you feel it may be, we have your back.

Karens believe, that every minor injustice you accept as; “it’s fine”, “it’s no big deal”, “oh I’ll live”, “my friends or partner think, I’m being petty or, over reacting”, lead to larger injustices being that much more easily accepted. Well, that noise stops now!

What? You, ‘don’t have time for this sh*t !’ Get The Karens!

You don’t want to make a “scene”? Get The Karens!

You need to “go to the mattresses”? Well Mattress Firm ain’t got nothing on The Karens!

You don’t want to come across as being a “Karen”. 
Well, guess who does..?

We understand the stigma that comes with the term “Karen”.  Of course, some of these “Karens” could be viewed as lunatics. Do you want us to pour a large soda over the cashier’s head because she forgot your $1 bean burrito? That’s gonna be a no from us dog. 

The Karens we employ are described as “a cross between John Wick and Dumbledore.”  We are all colors, all shapes, all types, like a junkyard. With decades of experience in their chosen field, a Karen isn’t exactly the boogeyman. We are the ones you send to deal with the boogeyman, or that manager or boss that just can’t seem to do the right thing. 

How many times do you have to get taken advantage of before you’ve had enough? We’re willing to bet you’re already there, or you wouldn’t be here. Enough is enough, this needs to stop, and we’re here to help. 

Karens have been changing your way of life for the better since before you were born. Don’t believe us? You want to tell me Alexander Hamilton wasn’t a Karen? He was assigned to write only 7 essays to congress. Hamilton chose to embrace his true nature and wrote 51 essays to congress in defense of what is now our Constitution! That’s a Karen if I ever heard of one.

We are taking the power back in all aspects of people’s lives. We believe that you shouldn’t have to pay a lawyer thousands of dollars to correct a small injustice. In most cases, you don’t even need a lawyer. But, what choice do you have? We believe that gives corporations the upper hand and they exploit it to line their pockets. The cost of fight usually outweighs the problem and they calculate that you will just accept it, and move on. That is no longer the case.

As you join The Karens, our numbers grow. As you grow our legion, so does the influence of The Karens. That means your power grows. The Karens will be the power of the sun in the palm of your hand. That means changes will happen and they will be held accountable. 

We strive to keep fees fair. If we didn’t, we would be them.

We are not. 

We are the people.

We are The Karens. 

We are…On your left.