Social Media Rebellion

So you came to us because you think you have a little fight in you. 

We shall see…

KARENHEART

Did you come here to follow another “influencer”, celebrity, startup, or nonsense-posting social media account that craves for your attention? 

NO! 
 
We are Karens for Hire. 

We see a whole world of Karens, here in the defiance of tyranny. 
You have come to fight, as Karens, and Karens you claim you are. 

 
What will the rest of the world do, without Karens For Hire?

Against Corporations and Billionaires—

Will they fight, against that? 

No! They will run, and say their followers are too many! 

Don’t engage with us on social media. 

We will still fight. And we may die. 

Some of you may still win small fights, for your friends and family members. 

For at least a little while….

Then, looking back on your lives on social media, many years from now, 

When everything is bots, 

Would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that 
For just one chance

Just one chance 

To look back and say:

I relentlessly stood up against a billion dollar corporation on social media 

And said 

“By following Karens For Hire and engaging on their social media posts, 

I won a stranger their freedom form tyranny!”

Epilogue:

You have held on your own as a Karen. 

Now bleed with us. 

In the year of the Karen, 2023.

Karens of the world, starving for justice, and outnumbered
Charged the fields of social media Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and TikTok.

They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Karens and won the people their freedom!